HOW TO BE RICH AND THIN is the name of my new one-woman comedy show. It’s premiereing at the Brighton Fringe Festival in May of this year and then continuing for an Edinburgh run for the month of August. Today I set up a Facebook page for the show called http://www.facebook.com/HowToBeRichAndThin. Please do me a big favour and go to this page and ‘like‘ it. It would mean a lot to moi. You take a risk when you put up a yoke on Facebook that no one will ‘like‘ you – you know who your friends are and this is a way of finding out. But put it another way – people who are jealous of you will not ‘like‘ you and actually will make a point of not likeing you – and people are only jealous if you’re doing well. So it’s a win win. Life is always a win win. Depends on how you look at it. Watching the Brendan O’Connor show on Orr Tee Hee tonight. Great craic. First of all there were the ‘Dispirit Housewives’ – four wimmin with dubious accents – ranging from Skobe to Culchie and fake posh. Maybe the fake posh wasn’t really fake – maybe she couldn’t speak properly because she had so much collagen or foam or polystyrene or whatever in her lips that she can’t speak properly. Can’t see properly either – judging by the way she trowelled on the slap. As Janet Street Porter just said ‘What do they do?’. The one missing – is right to be missing – I’d be missing too if I had to share space with that shower. Missed going to the pool today due to working on the social media for the show – so much to be done – but the good news is that you can do it in your pajamas. Chat soon.